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starring Jon Lovitz |
Pilot Episode: 1 Production Number: 101 Original Airdate: January 26, 1994 Written by: Mike Reiss, Al Jean Directed by: Rich Moore Special Guests: Jennifer Lien as Valerie Fox Gene Shalit as Himself Summary Film critic Jay Sherman falls in love with actress Valerie Fox. Jay's family and friends worry that Valerie is using him to get a good movie review but does she truly care for him ? Opening Phone Gag "Jay, this is your mother. Your father and I are taking you out of our will. We feel you already have enough money. Oh yes, and happy birthday." Opening TV Gag An alien head with another alien head inside it's mouth comes out to frighten a women. The alien head kisses the woman and she smiles. (Parody of the movie Aliens 3.) End Theater Gag Jay says "Get away, Zitface !" Movie Parodies • Home Alone 5 • Rabbi PI • Crocodile Gandhi • Kiss of Death • Family Affair: The Motion Picture Movie References • Valerie's new movie Kiss of Death is being compared to Basic Instinct. • A critic says "The Pelican Brief is more like Turkey Too Long". • Jay says he played Throws Like A Girl on the set of Dances with Wolves. • Jay has a poster of Close Encounters in his bedroom. • Jay wears a robe that reads The Color Purple. • Jay wears a shirt that reads My Own Private Idaho. • Jay has a poster of Lawrence of Arabia in his living room. Did You Notice • Jay's fake spray on hair is called "Hair in a Can". • Doris wear's a hat that reads "World's Greatest Granny". • Jay's movie rating scale is called "The Shermometer." • Duke wants Jay to rate movies on a scale of "Good to Excellent". • A segment on Jay's show is called "Star Poop". • Jay wears a tight size 42 pants. • "L'ane Riche" restaurant's light flashes to "The Wealthy Jackass". • Jay admits to Valerie he is "sneakin' a peek at your McGuppies". • Jay won a prize at summer camp in a pie eating contest but told Valerie it was for killing a bear. • Jay's apartment number is "1202". • Trump Tower sign reads "In Forecloser". • "L'ane Riche" serves bottled alcohol called "JS". • Margo attends Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Girls. • Franklin says "The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut". • Jay killed Patches the pony by sitting on it. • Jay plays the video game "Escape from the Big Apple". • Jay watches The Michael Jackson News Network (MJNN). • Jay has a "Daily Exercise" poster in his house. • Sign inside Jay's taxi reads "Driver only speaks three words of English". The words the driver says are "Look at Sign". • Jay makes $271,000 a year for his job. • A bus has a sign that reads "Pensa Cola". • Valerie leaves for Paris on "Flight 107 Gate 33B". Song Lyrics "Beauty and King Dork" A story told through time Happening in New York He's a lemon She's a lime Beauty and King Dork He's Adam to her Eve She's Mindy to his Mork Her hair's like silk His hat a weave Beauty and King Dork Created by: Al Jean & Mike Reiss Co-Producer: Steve Tompkins, J. Michael Mendel Produced by: Rich Moore, Richard Raynis Executive Producers: James L. Brooks, Al Jean, Mike Reiss Starring: Jon Lovitz, Nancy Cartwright, Christine Cavanaugh, Margaret Cho, Gerrit Graham, Doris Grau, Judith Ivey, Nick Jameson, Maurice La Marche, Charles Napier, Kath Soucie and Brenda Vaccaro Music by: Alf Clausen Theme by: Hans Zimmer Animation Produced by: Film Roman, INC A Toupee Production ™ |
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